New wine taster

Pong!

Remember, it all started with Pong… here’s the next level… https://gizmodo.com/what-its-like-to-play-ping-pong-with-a-robot-1821974940

No car is available

Several times now I’ve been “stranded” and had to call a cab because Uber simply says, “No car available.” We’re talking a major US city, not some backwater desert.

Real holy artifact

Ever wonder what a real holy artifact looks like? I present you with the humble can of starting fluid. It prevents more evil thoughts and 4-letter words each year than any cross or set of beads.